200 + Halloween Instagram Captions Perfect for All Your Costume Pictures

Halloween isn’t just a day, it’s a season that’s filled with picture-perfect activities like: apple picking, pumpkin picking, painting pumpkins and of course, dressing up in the very best costume for you or your family. You may even have multiple clever Halloween costumes planned this year. Or, perhaps you’re just going to hang low, watch some scary movies and feast on some festive desserts. Whatever is on your list this October, you’re likely going to be snapping a ton of photos, and we just know they are going to be good. So you’ll need the perfect Halloween Instagram caption to go with ’em, and that’s where we come in.

If you’re serving squad goals in matching costumes with your besties, use creepy quotes from your favorite ’80s horror flick as the caption for your carousel post. Let your spellbinding costume or ghoulishly good decorations do all the talking when you caption your reel with a hilarious pun. Dressing up as a music legend known for their spooky hits (all hail the King of Pop, Michael Jackson)? Use a lyric from one of their most thrilling singles to spook your followers into flooding your comments with praise.

Don’t be surprised when you’re the talk of spooky season after you check out the best Halloween Instagram captions for selfies of your costumes, posts of you trick-or-treating, and pics of all of the amazing candy you score.

Punny Captions:

• “Can be bribed with candy.”
• “Keep on and carry a wand.”
• “In ghoul company.”
• “Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.”
• “I’m boo’d up.”
• “Feelin’ fang-cy.”
• “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
• “New mask, who dis?”
• “I”m such a haunt mess.”
• “Hot ghoul Halloween.”
• “You better work, witch.”
• “Life is gourd.”
• “Time to get this party startled!”
• “Have a spooktacular night.”
• “Who run the world? Ghouls.”
• “Just witchful thinking.”
• “Oh my ghouls!”
• “Demons are a ghouls best friend.”
• “Bugs and hisses.”
• “The ghostess with the mostest.”
• “Too cute to spook.”
• “Spookier than ever.”
• “I’m here for the boos.”
• “It’s bad witch o’clock, it’s trick-thirty.”

• “New face, who ‘dis?”
• “I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.”
• “Happy Halloween, witches!”
• “Witch way to the candy?”
• “Felt spooky, might delete later.”
• “This is where the magic happens.”
• “Be switched!”
• “Trick or treat yo’self!”
• “If the broom fits, fly it.”
• “Bone Appétit.”
• “Cutest pumpkin in the patch.”
• “Swish swish, witch.”
• “Just in a silly ghouly mood.”
• “What’s up, pumpkin?”
• “Too gourd to be true.”
• “Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.”
• “Creep it real.”
• “#HotGhoulFall.”
• “Boo Felicia.”
• “#Squadghouls”
• “Tricks or it didn’t happen.”
• “If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
• “Witch better have my candy.”
• “Trick or treat yo’ self.”
• “Witch, please.”
• “HalloQueen.”
• “You’re just my (blood) type.”
• “Feeling fa-boo-lous.”
• “Feeling gourd, like I should.”
• “What’s up my witches?”
• “A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.”
• “Hey boo-tiful.”
• “Catch treats, not tricks.”
• “If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.”
• “Basic witch.”
• “Always a bloody good time.”
• “Fangs for the memories.”
• “Where my ghouls at?”
• “Bow down witches.”
• “Boo-in it for the ‘gram.”
• “Ghouls just want to have fun.”
• “Resting witch face.”
• “Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.”
• “Shake your BOOty.”
• “With the boo crew.”
• “Bat to the bone.”
• “This costume is eerie-sistible.”
• “Having a bloody good time!”

• “You bewitch me!”
• “What’s up, pumpkin?”
• ” Howl you doin’ good lookin’?”
• “Love at first bite.”
• “Sweet like candy.”
• “I’m under your spell.”
• “Ready for a wicked good time.”

Movie Quote Captions:

• “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Dani, Hocus Pocus
• “I am the pumpkin king!” — Jack, The Nightmare Before Christmas
• “You frightened me. Do it again!” — Morticia, The Addams Family
• “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — Emily, Corpse Bride
• “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” — Nancy, Nightmare on Elm Street
• “Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires.” / “How avant-garde.” – Louis and Claudia, Interview with The Vampire
• “We’ve all got both light and dark inside us.” — Sirius, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
• “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” — Wednesday, The Addams Family
• “Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.” — Sleepy Hollow
• “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Halloween
• “There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas

• “Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
• “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” –Beetlejuice
• “Halloween is cool.” –Halloweentown
• “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” –Hocus Pocus
• “I see dead people.” –The Sixth Sense
• “I’m a mouse, duh.” –Mean Girls
• “Hi! I’m Chucky. Want to play?” –Child’s Play
• “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” —Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
• “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Halloweentown
• “In this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.” —Fiona Goode, American Horror Story: Coven
• “Be afraid… Be very afraid.” –The Fly
• “Do you like scary movies?” —Ghostface, Scream
• “Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

• “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” –Rocky Horror Picture Show
• “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” — Hocus Pocus
• “Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Halloweentown
• “Never trust the living.” — Beetlejuice
• “Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.” — A play on the iconic line in Mean Girls
• “I’ve got friends on the other side.” —Princess and the Frog
• “Viewer beware, you’re in for a scare.” —Goosebumps
• “Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.” —Hocus Pocus
• “I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.” —Friday the 13th Part VI”
• “We all go a little mad sometimes.” —Psycho

Costume-Specific Captions:

• “Never fully dressed without a wand.”
• “Boil and bubble.”
• “I’m from a whole other world, a different dimension.”
• “Can’t wait until the moon is full.”
• “Drop dead gorgeous.”
• “It’s alive!”
• “This witch can be bribed with chocolate.”
• “Caution! Black cat crossing.”
• “Forever your Zom-bae.”
• “You’re just not my (blood) type.”
• “I do not say, ‘Bleh bleh bleh!'”
• “Not every witch lives in Salem.”
• “Bad to the bone.”
• “I’m a zombabe.”
• “Mons-terrific.”
• “Only a little bit batty.”

• “Me-Wow.”
• “Dancing with the devil.”
• “If I ghost you after tonight, you know why.”
• “Wig snatched.”
• “Girl (super)power!”
• “I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!”
• “Hocus Pocus and chill?”
• “Check meow-t.”
• “Seeing in Wandavision.”
• “Low-key looking like Loki.”

Spooky Quote Captions:

• “There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” — Joseph Conrad
• “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” — Ava Dellaira
• “Some people are born for Halloween.” — Stephan Graham Jones
• “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” — Stephen King

• “Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” — Arthur Conan Doyle
• “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, ‘tonight is Halloween!'” — Dexter Kozen
• “When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.” — Unknown
• “The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” — Midgard Morningstar
• “Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.” — Nicholas Gordon
• “There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.” –Unknown
• “Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” –Steve Almond
• “Normal people scare me.” — Tate, American Horror Story
• “Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day!” –Rusty Fischer
• “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.”–Macbeth

• “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” –Tim Burton
• “I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.” –Severus Snape, Harry Potter
• “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” —Glinda, The Wizard of Oz
• “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” –William Shakespeare
• “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” –Mason Cooley
• “Be afraid. Very afraid.”— The Fly
• “Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”— Dracula
• “You’ve crossed a line, and you’re stuck on the other side now.” –Money Heist

Song Lyric Caption:

• “Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y’all’s neighborhood.” —Michael Jackson, “Thriller”
• “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” —Andrew Gold, “The Addams Family”
• “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, “I Put A Spell On You”
• “It’s a thief in the night to come and grab you. It can creep up inside you and consume you. A disease of the mind, it can control you.” —Rihanna, “Disturbia”
• “Very superstitious, writing’s on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders ’bout to fall.” —Stevie Wonder, “Superstition”
• “Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye.” —The Eagles, “Witchy Woman”
• “We’re all monsters living in a dream. So you be you and I’ll still be happy, forever Halloween.” —The Maine, “Forever Halloween”
• “I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me.” —Beyoncé, “Haunted”
• “Time is fleeting, madness takes its toll.” —The Rocky Horror Picture Show, “Time Warp”
• “And that was proof that there had been a nightmare, on my street.” —DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, “A Nightmare on My Street”
• “I always feel like somebody’s watchin’ me and I have no privacy.” —Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
• “Boo’d up” —Ella Mai, “Boo’d Up”

• “Baby, I’m preying on you tonight, hunt you down eat you alive.” —Maroon 5, “Animals”
• “It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark.” —Michael Jackson, “Thriller”
• “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie, Scary Monsters & Super Creeps
• “I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red. I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas, “This Is Halloween”
• “Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan, “Season of the Witch”
• “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Eminem and Rihanna, “The Monster”
• “I ain’t afraid of no ghost.” —Ray Parker Jr., “GhostBusters”

Funny Halloween Captions:

• Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
• Resting witch face.
• You better work, witch.
• Creep it real.
• Trick or treat yo’ self.
• Here for the boos.
• Witch better have my candy.
• Who run the world? Ghouls.
• I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
• #SquadGhouls.
• Swish swish, witch.
• What’s up, witches?
• Ghostest with the mostest.
• Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
• Demons are a ghouls best friend.
• You look better with the mask on.
• Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
• Had a bloody good Halloween.
• Life is gourd.
• Basic witch.
• We had a fang-tastic time!
• Have a spooktacular night
• Fangs for the memories.

• Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.
• Bow down, witches.
• If the broom fits, fly it.
• Shake your BOOty.
• Not every witch lives in Salem.
• Never fully dressed without a wand.
• Trick or tequila.
• Feeling gourd, like I should.
• Catch treats, not tricks.
• Too gourd to be true.

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